What To Watch: CTV Two (Winter 2016)

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CTV Two (logo via accesstv.ca)

CTV’s wasteland of network TV programs no one cares about, which you probably know as CTV Two, is only getting one new program this winter: My Diet is Better Than Yours. Do you know a soul who watches this network? No? I thought so. Do you think anyone would notice that they barely added any new programs? Probably not. And do you think anybody would notice that I barely changed this intro paragraph from the fall? I hope not. What? If CTV’s too lazy to program CTV Two, why should I bother with writing something witty about it?

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7 The Big Bang Theory The Listener The Big Bang Theory
7:30 eTalk The Big Bang Theory
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Movie

 

Hollywood Game Night The Mysteries of Laura

 

The Vampire Diaries Flashpoint Flashpoint Anger Management
8:30 Mike & Molly
9 Reign Castle My Diet is Better Than Yours Shark Tank

 

Motive Quantico

 

10 Anger Management Anger Management W5
10:30 Mike & Molly Mike & Molly

New Series:

My Diet is Better Than Yours — Thursdays at 9 p.m.

For some reason ABC decided that the world needed yet another diet-related TV show, and CTV in its infinite wisdom decided to pick it up. I wish I could snap my fingers and make it vanish, but I can’t. Maybe I’ll just eat a sandwich out of spite.