CTV’s wasteland of network TV programs no one cares about, which you probably know as CTV Two, is only getting one new program this winter: My Diet is Better Than Yours. Do you know a soul who watches this network? No? I thought so. Do you think anyone would notice that they barely added any new programs? Probably not. And do you think anybody would notice that I barely changed this intro paragraph from the fall? I hope not. What? If CTV’s too lazy to program CTV Two, why should I bother with writing something witty about it?
|7||The Big Bang Theory||The Listener||The Big Bang Theory|
|7:30||eTalk||The Big Bang Theory|
|Hollywood Game Night||The Mysteries of Laura
|The Vampire Diaries||Flashpoint||Flashpoint||Anger Management|
|8:30||Mike & Molly|
|9||Reign||Castle||My Diet is Better Than Yours||Shark Tank
|10||Anger Management||Anger Management||W5|
|10:30||Mike & Molly||Mike & Molly|
My Diet is Better Than Yours — Thursdays at 9 p.m.
For some reason ABC decided that the world needed yet another diet-related TV show, and CTV in its infinite wisdom decided to pick it up. I wish I could snap my fingers and make it vanish, but I can’t. Maybe I’ll just eat a sandwich out of spite.